Dark_Pulse on November 11, 2025 5:16 pm Looks like it’s got the perfect curve for maximum stimulation of the most tingly place in the… er, mouth.
Danglez83 on November 11, 2025 5:19 pm I found one of these after melania trump gave me a rim job. Guess she accidentally left it in my g string
sonicrespawn on November 11, 2025 5:19 pm Im gonna go ahead and use the title as my primer for activities
all_of_all on November 11, 2025 5:20 pm It’s already turned flaky from so much rubbing. The chip I mean
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Did you suck it?
Better use protection
i hate it when my snacks emasculate me
Post it in mildlypenis
Looks like it’s got the perfect curve for maximum stimulation of the most tingly place in the… er, mouth.
r/mildlypenis
Mr. President, was that you?
No it lies ABOVE the bag.
THAT IS A TOE THUMB
I found one of these after melania trump gave me a rim job. Guess she accidentally left it in my g string
Im gonna go ahead and use the title as my primer for activities
Did you suck it
It’s already turned flaky from so much rubbing. The chip I mean
Better get that back to Washington!
Put it on eBay
Chester cheetah is a grower, not a shower…
Did Dozy Don drop his penis?
Straight out of the plastic sack
Trump lost his dick again, huh?
I imagine this is what Melania looks like on trumps birthday
He is just happy to see you
sell it on ebay for $30000
That must be one extra tasty cheeto.
Resembles POTUS…
How did it taste like ?
skeetos
Chomp that tip off!
curved for your pleasure
Chenis
What a gigantic cheetos, enormous I must say
Really puts the Oh! in Cheetos